Selamat Hari Raya

So nda nampak anak bulan, so raya is not until isuk isuk, and semua urg dirumah ani confident yang isuk raya tadi, finish breakfast tarus main badil, I was like cuba dangar dulu radio atu... den my dad cakap eihhh urang itu ini cakap nampak~~ kadi kadi nampak~~, so chill tah ku nda payah terawih.. aku pun malas kan dgar radio,

den my saudara datang, cakap2 "bla bla bla", den "bah kan terawih ku eh", and my parents was like ooh my goosh, kai baju lawa dah kan rah nini, so my dad and me tukar cara melayu trus rushin terawih, naaah kannn~~~ apa nyangkuu~~~ mun lum official atu jagn tah sekati kati k?

So ceritanya, time terawih ada bunyi katak yoo~~ and it was very very ampir rah my place, cam ia chirpin, or watever namanya katak bebunyi.. cam "rebbet rebbet~~" balik2 lah.. and every hair rah my body cam tenaik.. cam.. oh mannn~~ rah kaki ku kah tuuuu?... so wen I figured out,rupanya bunyi mobile urang di belakang... cam man... sayur urg atu.. saspen..

anyhoo forever in the loo,

sempena bulan suci Syawal ani...
mun sekira Iv dosa to whoever yang membaca, harap di maafkan zahir batin,
In return, urs kana maafkan jua, ikhlas...

And if ada hutang, makan minum or teliat ur underwear or anythin yg terlupa, kira halalkan k?
mun inda u can contact me, and ingatkan, ok? k? k...

and mun dosa atu payah kan dimaafkan..
sekali lagi... u can contact me,
we can figure something, na ja?
and ill try my best, ok? ok?
sedangkan nabi lagi memaafkan umatnya.. kan?

all right~~~

let me just leave u guys with sepatah dua pantun raya,

bungaraya di hari raya,
tanda mercun cantik letupnya,
duit raya disimpan tabung,
bedil mencis bedil papan,
papa kedana kerana hutang,
sepuluh jari maaf di ampun,
jangan lupa berpuasa enam.

instant classic,

Oh man...

Hiii!!! Im so sorry yo... I got so lazy... I noe i noe... m sorry... tau ku tuuu si hafiz sama si nana rindu all my rubbish talk, kan? kan? It puts a smile on ur face~~~ makes your frown upside down~~~ na ja? hehe...

bah doesn't matter now, Im here sudah... and I dont tink that typin is heavy anymore.

So, man... cam lots of things happened since ari atu and aku lupa semua... so aku na tau kan cakap apa... jap.. hmm...

well, cam lately Iv encountered lots of car accidents, cam... yang baru be accident, panas masih, and it was kinda cool... sedih plg jua... for dem,

and and banyak roadkills di jalan raya, u guys noticed? global warmin tuu..

yeah... ahh...

can I talk bout dark knight???

no?

Ok...

So my class sucks dis semester... cam... everyday balik like the earliest kul 5... cam man!... nada behidup...

and pyah kan hang ngan nana and nad gi, so yeah.. buring...

hmm... lalala..

dam dam di dam dam dam~~~ (lagu si rihanna, cant get it out of my head)

oh look at the time~~
I sleep,
nite2
don't let bed bugs bite~
Jangan lupa sahur~

I miss u 2~~~

huug~~~

Blush

Haha, I dont really read people's blog cept for my close friends nya, buang boring apa, but when I do, It kinda hit me, everytime, pi everytime lupa jua lapas atu, cam diurang ani... they're talking bout sumtin... uh.. sumtin grown up and Im kinda incapable of that,

cam.. cam... example, I have a dream, that one day all the races can live together in harmony... u get what I mean? cam all I can talk about is The Dark Knight...

Hmmm... I wonder wat u guys think of me reading all this things I wrote, typed, potato, potahto... hehe, not that I care really.. but in the world today we seldom stop and think and for every chance u have to grab is not missing, but to only fly in the sky...

Sometimes I wonder If Im a part of the cure or the disease, cuz the clock is ticking and when the kings are the fools with guitar hero they're fascinated and ruined will the nation be.

I have a dream, to fly and eat clouds, so my heart will co exist with the warmth of the sun...

.....

right on, my first grown up nya post!!! beat that Fiz!!!! huhu,

Story story

Man I got a lot of story to tell you guys, pi cam naleh ku kan log in apa... I noe si Hafiz ia rindu tu, hehe.

So Im still gona talk bout The only awesome Dark Knight for more posts to come, grossing nya 440 mil sudah... if ku ada 200 juta, ku bagi tu, so ia bleh sink titanic.

nehu 4 kali ku liat yo kyeee! kan meliat ku lagi last, 5 kali, nada masa saja...
I know people cam... empat kali wah!!! waaaaw~ but please dont... cam... its only 4 times... I dont deserve that wow... mun 8 kali baru tah... shame on me...

So iatah u noe Willian Fichtner yang ada lam awal2 The only awesome Dark Knight ah, yang ia jadi bank manager ah with his shotgun and "Your Dead~~~~~" and all, yang belakun rah prisonbreak ahhhh as alex mahone, iatahhhhh I like him, sal his a gud actor, tapinya ia rah The only awesome Dark Knight atu sal apanah? Its cuz ia ada belakun rah cerita The Heat!!! and The only awesome Dark Knight atu kana influence dari cerita atuuu... iatah ia kana bawa, huhu, coolios... pi mun urang nda paham nda plg cool...

So I highly recommend kamu liat cerita The Heat atu sal is the best! but not as best as The only awesome Dark Knight. But ada Al Pacino sama De Niro kali ahhhh... and bila kamu liat, set up nya kan sama tu the city apa... and remember masa si Joker kluar dari jail and ada satu scene ani, amazing scene wer ia escape kai kreta pulis and puts his head out and be feeling and apa, macam The Heat tu.. Amazing! one of my favorite moments...



So nuf bout dat for now, kes buring bah... iatah crita sekajap...

Nehu, Ive dis car Im using, my nini ckap nda kuat makan minyak, I kinda agreed evendou cam for me ia kuat makan minyak, cam asal over speed 80 capat tia turun the minyak... so Ive to drive under that if kan save minyak wic means to drive slow.... hate,

Iatah... rupanya ia capat turun sal I never change to speed lima! manaku tauuuu, I tot sampai speed 4 sajaaa... sal nada betulis rah labelnya, talur.... haha, and I tink for like kan setaun mendraib kreta atu, cam bebunyi2 udah... maybe sal atu... nda menukar speed... Its an honest mistake, heh, so now siuk tia mendraib kai speed lima, bleh jua laju2 sikit...

And I read cam kan ada speed 6 nya transmission, bui... siuk tuuu...

huhu, nehu cam UBD start udah, and Iv been a very good boy! xp liat tah kamu, revolusi ku bermula!!!

Talking bout revolusi, hmmm... jgntah

hmmm... k lah, aku crita sikit, Iv this thing in this mind, kan me revolusasimasikan our multimedia entertainment di Brunei ani, awu... over plg... but Ive made this one small step towards atu, menjadi nda menjadi, nda plg tau... abeden, its movin foward!

Im settin up a video club in UBD!!! yahooo~~~ Il be ur Chris Nolan here in Brunei, siuk eh, huhuuuu~~~

btw thanks kye for the poster, amazing kamu... nantitah meliat k?

blablabla!
bye!

$155,340,000

Haha baru seminggu, seratus labih juta tia sudah...
Man...

IS BEST!

And I like reading viewers nya comment. Ada satu ani, nya nya " Repeated viewings highly recommended."

Ahaha~ The Coolest!
And is true~
Very.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAAAAN! IM SO BLOWN AWAY BY, BY.. CHRISTOPHER NOLAN, GARETH BALE, AND HEATH LEDGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE DARK KNIGHT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MADE GODFATHER LIKE A CARTOON!!!!!!!!!!!

CUBA KAMU LIAT IMDB.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR LIKE DECADES CRITA GODFATHER NUMBUR SATU, ANI THE DARK KNIGHT TIAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9.7 MANNN RATINGNYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

APA NYANGKUUUUU!!!!!! It WILL BE THE BEST MOVIE EVERKAN????

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN???????????????

NAAAAAAAHHHH BANARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SO LOVE BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Btw so aku ada new addition rah my its-ok-to-harm-people list,

Its now urang gay sama URANG YANG UCAP CRITA DARK KNIGHT KU!!!!!!!!!!!

CUBATAH KAMU!!!!!

and my throat hurts... sal imitating suara si batman... cam banar wah aku imitate... woooo~~~~

Im watchin it suk lagi, with my bro, siuk ni!!!!!

btw fiz mana ada predictable, mana ada... mana ada....

aiiiihh... feels like a great first knight... gedit?
first knight?
ahahahaha~

TO THE BATMOBILE!!
nananananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

I love u crita dark knight...
I love u so much...
I miss u..
sigh...

Now lets just hope box-officenya dapat kalah kan Titanic...
TITANIC!!! UR GOIN DOWNNN!!!!
No no because of icebergs...
(Whispering)
Its because of The Dark Knight~~~
Shhhhh~~~

Dark Knight and Me

Frick... to mek it worst, I just read a review on Dark knight and so rupanya, ada two face jua dalam muvi atu...

I so wana swear right... but... m tryin to stop...
Hence the frick...

Aaaargh!!! Iv been tryin so hard to to keep this Dark Knight sjengga majengga a secret from myself, and now Im the one who spoilt it, Frick!!!

I love Batman so much, I do!... and what I love most about this new Batman, is the fact that its directed by Christopher Nolan, and Batman nya si Christian Bale! which is one of my fav actors other than Brad Pitt(Im so goin crazy for them both...If aku bini2, not gay...)

And... and It got British Power!!! Like This new Batman movie could be my best movie of my life!!! Have u seen Batman Begin??? Its AWESOME!!!! and... and... thats why I dont wana noe anything about it, not untill I watched it... cuz this one gone be far more better...

I want it to be like... cam... wen u got married... ur first night... den u see... things that, that... u noe wat I mean... then u got excited... U got happy... and all... u noe wat I mean...

Before this all I noe was:
1. Joker by Heath was AMAZING!!!
2. Batman tedapat motorsikal...
3. Maggie Gyllenhaal is in, which is too cute for this coolness... but its ok...

So U see? How I am saving myself... for this...

Now I know ada si Two Face in it... This is a huge Bummer... It should like hit me like by a suprise... dalam cinema, then I go crazy like... "EH KAMU! ADA SI TWO FACE!!! SI TWO FACE!!!! KU INGAT SI JOKER SAJAAAAA!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH~~~~" and my girl cam... "Nda ku kenal, nda ku kenal.." sal everyone is lookin at her, dou m the one yang making a scene,

Sigh... I feel like a girl knocked up...
I really do,