Paspot or Passport?

Woke up, shit, those wasn't a dream. My hair still shaved and... yeah... I watched P2f last night... :P U can see my face kan last night dalam Tv? Front row lagi...

Well I just found out that my bro(my cuz, I call him bro) ianya cuz ada belawan lam P2F atu, top gi, and he's been watchin it live week in week out, haha sayur ia atu, :P so he talked me into followin him semalam, he's good at it, so I agreed, since I'm bloody bored and depressed(hence the shaving).

So there I was, front row( I can see Hans Anuar! ahaha...)and I realised urang blakang ani is a family of this contestant, namanya Adeb(I know!). He sang this song aku bukan superstar, It was nice, My girl always nyayi2 lagu atu, Iv no idea cana bunyinya cuz she sang it sayur :p. But this guy Adeb, baguslah ia nyanyi... pi unfortunately ia kana kicked out... and people were like cheering his name apa and I was like 'aku sini! aku sini!", haha, fun.

Got this girl nyanyi lagu frank sinatra nya love song... reminds me of her... sigh...

Oh yeah, I love the dancing! cam... shit.. hardcore... jumpy...
marah mufti... sigh.. I'm sorry!

Drained too much of my coolness being there... Im not saying aku cool... but I don't wana be negative cool!

Oh, my bro's cuz is through to the final, lawa ia nyanyi... I like! and my auntie suruh datang gi liat next week... man!!

So I've to do lots of cool thing before atu... I think I'll jog... hmm.. see ya!

I need some fine wine and you, you need to be nicer...

Cool~

I think this is the best pic everr.
Pandai eh durang atu photoshop,
Jgn jeles nana k?
masa di Anfield ni, kami lwn Liverpool, kalah plg kami 17-0,
but we played like warriors...

So kami kan ada jersey baru!
and its black~~~
nada banana gi,
huhu.

Holiday Habis, Habis!

So aku kan beceritani, cali ni, banartah, oke ready?

So aku ani membuka tv Brunei, kan meliat show raya apa, den ada urang takbir... sayu man... den cam bila ku liat urg yg takbir ani... bejubah apa yo... panya urang2 penyanyi apa. So hati ini berkata, Alhamdulillah, bagus tah sudah tu... lawalah durg takbir.

Den abis tia durang betakbir, becerita tia durg, nya surang atu berkata(lebih kurang2),"eh geng si nana(bukan nama sebenar) manggil open house wah isuk, cana? ok?"

"eh ok",
"ok tu!",
"ok tuu",
sorang sja ckp "InsyaAllah" pendengaranku, hehe,

"tapinya sidurang mau tani menyanyi apa tu,cana?"

Semua cakap oke, maklumlah, handal menyanyi...

"bah mun catu call kawan2 tani, suk konvoi tani bisai, jumpa rumah ku kul 6, den 6.30 tani jalan."

so dipendekkan cerita, plannya went smoothly, beraya, den nyanyi2... cematulah, ada penari apa, nari2...

So, funny thing, when he said kul enam, nda kan pukul 6 pagi?... so I assume kul 6 patang tu, banarkan?... So if so, maghrib kul 6.10pm yo... nda kan menyanyi menari apa tym cematu atu... Inda jua bisai tu~~~ nya urang tua tualah... cubatah lapaskan Isya' dulu... nda ja? naleh jua betakbir apa tu...

But I could be wrong. Pi nda plg... sal tym durang nyanyi atu cam malam usulnya...
But I could be wrong jua lagi... mana tau subuh kan?... lum naik fajar... hehe,

Awww... I meant nothing becerita ani, saja kan menceriakan urang, sama... mengkeritik sikit lah... U noe m right, ;)

So nehu!!!

My holiday seminggu ani... was not really dat great... obviously not sal raya apa, its just because I got sick man... cam sayur ku most of the time... belimpang... Only today I feel so energitic, bertenaga dan full of energy!(sama pun meaningnya)

Oh, one thing yang sakit berabis is, my parents bagi green light dah for me tuk bali an Xbox360, wic is awesome... peluang cani ani only comes like sekali dalam setiap satu generasi of my life saja, tapinya... abis stock yo... I so sad... siiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhh~~~ :'(

But.. its ok... Im quite happy jua nonethelessandbreathless,

So today I went to dat house gi, no.15, ingat kamu? yg last yearnya raya jua ku ceritakan...

It was amazing... siuklah...
sweet... I tot my heart was gonna explode... what a sight~~~ baik trus slesmaku...
man...
sigh....

and do you noe, ada kadai sushi sudoku di sini, wer if kamu dapat solve the sudoku puzzle, kamu kan bagi less 20% cana yooo!!! ahahahaa~~~ man... ;p

So all in all, an exellent week it was.

Aiiiih~~~

Sayuuu~~~
hati ini makin sayu~~~
Rindu~~~~

man.. my head cant stop singin from dat Siti Nurhaliza nya lagu... Datok.

awww I cant sleep... Im missin her like berabis~~~ laju balik~~~
kerna hati ini terbalik kesedihan~~~

sigh~~~

So anyway with the highway,
hows ur firstday of raya?

uhuh...
ok...
yeah?..
wow...
huhu!
hahahaha~~~
cali tu eh~~~

haha man~~~ nasib jua...
hehe,

mine was... entah, masa bangun I was like havin the worst hangover ever sal bnyk minum susu kacang soya, I dont know if I wana blame China for that one, and masih gi damam, so masa rah my nini beraya, besalam apa, went to the couch den tarus tidur~~~ naleh yo...

and all my kazens were like sakai meliat2, pi ntah I cudn care less~~~ pi siuklah tidur,

den later petang I went sumwer kajap, den suddenly the weather jadi galap and hujan labat, and I didn bawa my spec!!! OMG. so nda nampak... iatah masa ku speeding like 60 kali, ada bumper ahead and nda ku nampak... so break mengajut and... and... cam... nasib jua okaaaay~~~

man berijap man...

lalala,
later smchmelater!

Selamat Hari Raya

So nda nampak anak bulan, so raya is not until isuk isuk, and semua urg dirumah ani confident yang isuk raya tadi, finish breakfast tarus main badil, I was like cuba dangar dulu radio atu... den my dad cakap eihhh urang itu ini cakap nampak~~ kadi kadi nampak~~, so chill tah ku nda payah terawih.. aku pun malas kan dgar radio,

den my saudara datang, cakap2 "bla bla bla", den "bah kan terawih ku eh", and my parents was like ooh my goosh, kai baju lawa dah kan rah nini, so my dad and me tukar cara melayu trus rushin terawih, naaah kannn~~~ apa nyangkuu~~~ mun lum official atu jagn tah sekati kati k?

So ceritanya, time terawih ada bunyi katak yoo~~ and it was very very ampir rah my place, cam ia chirpin, or watever namanya katak bebunyi.. cam "rebbet rebbet~~" balik2 lah.. and every hair rah my body cam tenaik.. cam.. oh mannn~~ rah kaki ku kah tuuuu?... so wen I figured out,rupanya bunyi mobile urang di belakang... cam man... sayur urg atu.. saspen..

anyhoo forever in the loo,

sempena bulan suci Syawal ani...
mun sekira Iv dosa to whoever yang membaca, harap di maafkan zahir batin,
In return, urs kana maafkan jua, ikhlas...

And if ada hutang, makan minum or teliat ur underwear or anythin yg terlupa, kira halalkan k?
mun inda u can contact me, and ingatkan, ok? k? k...

and mun dosa atu payah kan dimaafkan..
sekali lagi... u can contact me,
we can figure something, na ja?
and ill try my best, ok? ok?
sedangkan nabi lagi memaafkan umatnya.. kan?

all right~~~

let me just leave u guys with sepatah dua pantun raya,

bungaraya di hari raya,
tanda mercun cantik letupnya,
duit raya disimpan tabung,
bedil mencis bedil papan,
papa kedana kerana hutang,
sepuluh jari maaf di ampun,
jangan lupa berpuasa enam.

instant classic,

Oh man...

Hiii!!! Im so sorry yo... I got so lazy... I noe i noe... m sorry... tau ku tuuu si hafiz sama si nana rindu all my rubbish talk, kan? kan? It puts a smile on ur face~~~ makes your frown upside down~~~ na ja? hehe...

bah doesn't matter now, Im here sudah... and I dont tink that typin is heavy anymore.

So, man... cam lots of things happened since ari atu and aku lupa semua... so aku na tau kan cakap apa... jap.. hmm...

well, cam lately Iv encountered lots of car accidents, cam... yang baru be accident, panas masih, and it was kinda cool... sedih plg jua... for dem,

and and banyak roadkills di jalan raya, u guys noticed? global warmin tuu..

yeah... ahh...

can I talk bout dark knight???

no?

Ok...

So my class sucks dis semester... cam... everyday balik like the earliest kul 5... cam man!... nada behidup...

and pyah kan hang ngan nana and nad gi, so yeah.. buring...

hmm... lalala..

dam dam di dam dam dam~~~ (lagu si rihanna, cant get it out of my head)

oh look at the time~~
I sleep,
nite2
don't let bed bugs bite~
Jangan lupa sahur~

I miss u 2~~~

huug~~~