Saturday, December 29, 2007

Damn youuu!!

For real, kes cacak ani bnar2 starting 2 mek me mental,

i so hate bila kan membuka suwic(switch), ada tia magically ia appear tu, sengaja waaah mengajutkan urang!!.. Tau dah urg ani lamah jantung..

Den den bila kan menutup jendela, ada tuu ia siuk2 chill disana.. Mbagi kan matii!! Cmanaku kan tutuup!!?

Talur..

so much for my blood talk, i dnt noe how 2 kill dem!! Cemanaaa!? Deyr slick, fast, mbrigali, obscene, sasat, perogol, penagih dadah, stupid palui, naaah.. Sasak ku.. Ketawa2 tia tu ia in my head,

iatah kmarin mentalku, ku talangkan slipar ku, pi missed, den ku cuba gi.. Pi juling.. Last2 aku plg kana marah sal kamah dinding.. Man..

Iatah bah.. Cemana ni?.. How dis!?..

Karang mun banar mati, bangkainya cemanaa? Bri gali jua tu!!

Eiih!!

Mun di shieldtox, mana mati 2.. Mabuk plg ia tu.. Suka tah ia pulang tu..

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Oh yes, there will be blood..

They laughed at me.. They mocked me.. They have sex infront of me.. Shit whenever wherever they want to.. They laughed at me.. In my own place.. Knowing i cant do nothing to them..

BUT THAT WILL CHAAAANGEE!! CHAAAAAAANGEEE!!

Atu wah.. Ustazku gto wah, apa nah? Huhu, huhu~ hepiku! Apanah? Nah? Nah?

Jeng jeng tararamraam!

We can kill dem cacaaaak!! Huhu! N bepahala! Its sahih, i tot nda banar.. I tot urg2 tua was just sayin it.. Pi ani nabi sendiri cakap oke, n dapat 100 pahala f bunuh one hit k.O, so diurg na siksa.. N f 2 hit, kurang sikit.. N so on..

Huhu~

i cant wait til night wer diurg slalu beparti.. Abis ni ancur badannya.. No mercy.. For all the nights they made me tbangun.. N the tym urg beria.. Wic left me with no choice but 2 cut short my bisnes..

Mampus ni kamu..
Banartah..
Tut,

Monday, December 24, 2007

Theatreage dimension of a sculpatric viagra

Jimbogel~
jimbogel~
jimbololdeway~

Shit. Buring. Ku. Eh. I got nutin to do!.. Just here.. Playin guitar hero pretending to be a rockstar or something.. I feel bad. So bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. Im aproaching 20, i shud be doin some.. Someting productive! Sigh.. I wana fly~ uk.. Rome.. Maybe africa.. Not here doin sumting nothing!!

Productive my ass janggut ku capat tumbuh.. Baru jua ku shaaaave!! Man..

I hate this.. This i hate! I want responsibility! Doing someting.. Usefull!! Aaaaaaargh!!

Man.. How to be a man..

I wana kick ass.. I wana kick jubur.. Im angry!.. Waaaaargh!!

Nananananana~

welcome to the jungle~

how to be a man?..

I hate cuti.. *gasps*

too much of it taun ani..

Meks me rust..
Dull..
Boreng..

Man.. Komplen2 wah aku ani..

Sigh..

Cuma mengekspressikan rasa hati ani..

War! Huh! Hah! Wat is it good for? Absolutely nothing~

i tink besides oil, hate is the reason for war..

Just hear me say,

hate.. For me its a.. V.Strong ah.. Emotion?.. Cam.. Hate ani jahat wah.. I hate hate.. I dont wana hate.. I hate it wen people hate people..

But sumtyms i also hate.. N i hate myself for dat..

I noe its not easy.. Pi try not 2 hate.. Just forget.. If u can, forgive.. Better, love~

haha,

yeah.. Cuz kesian..

So please dont hate ur frens, teachers, bro n sis.. People..

Ur amah..
Our friendly indians..

Kesian bah..

Huhu, blabla, bla, bla..

If everyone cared~ then nobody cried~
if everyone loved~ then nobody lied~
if everyone shared~ n swallowd their pride~
then we'd see the day wer nobody fucking die~
ooo~ hohohohoo~ nananana~ la fahlalalaaa~

so to sum up!

I need a job.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

You are.. The treasure~

My heart.. Exploded with a transition of a sanity requiem under the light in the dark..

Anchorage of this varsity and majestic euphoria will only be in total forever as long as you are in this equation of modestry and Vegeteranianity..

Rampage me all enternity with the purest of your classic touch and your eloquence in the single rainbow during this apocalyptic of the human downfall..

Hence i will gain the superiority of strength that encover the peace upon us in the skyline behind this volcanic damned catostrophe..

And we will forever embrace each other with the wings of tomorrow and the red flag will again means the same where the crutch of pain will be cast away..

-lawa yo poem ku ani.. Kan nangis ku ulihnya..
Well done dib,

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Its fifty niiiiineeeeee!!...

I am so over the planet jupiter, aku kebawah tadi wah, kali ada doraemon, kali ia kluarkan 'barang penyukat berat badaaan!' kalinya ku cek lah weightku.. Tanpa ku sedari.. Its fifty niiinee!!! Well ac2ali 58.5kg plg, pi round off 59kg tia, huhu!

Iatah.. Iv been doin a lot of jogging, football, push ups etc.. Buang stress bah.. And cuz of it, im just feeling so fit! Ringan wah badanku.. Cam bleh trabang rasaku.. And i believe.. Muscle ku makin basar.. Huhu,

Hehe, well i gotta thank mr.Brad pitt for that, lately ani ku liat critanya sja(seven & snatch being the best) and almost smua ia buka baju.. Not being gay, but his body is just amazeeng! You love it, they love it, i like it.. So iatah jadi inspirasi ku tu.. I want dat body.. Gimme a year, and aku mau betatu jua.. Pi krg mufti marah.. Jangantah..

Haha, im just so bored drumah.. Nada kan kubuat ah.. Cemana?.. Si lee tu na bawa ku jalan.. Belesen sudah eh.. Booo~ hehe,

aserehe,
Hah,
rehe,
rehemananahamantamahabialala,
bui di pi pi~

Monday, December 17, 2007

Nanana learn to fly~~

Yaay.. Teamku manang lawan team kamu.. sayur pun team kamu.. We rule, you.. Not cool, huhu,

still, na jua dapat menghilang kan perasaan sedih yg berlinangan di dalam nurani ku ini.. Luka yg kian lama terubat tradisional kini kembali mencengkam jiwa olah ragaku..

Sigh..

It was great 2 see ash n zul back, banar! 2 hang out.. Sma ash lah, just like old time, hes my gud fren man, like jackie n chan, kris n dayanti..

Tetapi.. Apabila ku melihat susuk badannya yg cantik itu, kenangan dan impian ku yg telah lama ku lupakan kembali memberi ku salam perkenalan.. Yeah i noe i didn get it, 2 live my dream.. 2b a pilot, damn hot sexy pilot.. Pi cam.. Hamba telah lama move on.. Hamba telah lama redha yg rezeki hamba terletak di jalan yg lain.. Banar!.. Hepi ku pun yg m gna be an engineer, or lecturer, or sumtin.. Yehuu!..

He sed dyr gna ambil 4 urg gi, well m done hopin, biar tia, f ia bgi.. Meow..

Iatah.. Its just wen i see him, kenangan yg terindah atu kembali.. Haha, time kami balik2 k kb.. Asri ws der 2, iatah siuk, evryting i dreamt of.. N dat hurt a bit..

Buuut! Dats ok, wer rolling back again pun, siuk pun main game sma2, si asri lagi.. Boy i mis kicking his jubur..

Eh, nidji ada lagu baru! Lawaa.. Huhu,

eh, selamat menyambut hari raya haji! Makan lembu ni!

Mooooooo~

mooo~~

moo.. Moo.. Mooooo!...

....

Mati kana sembalih tia..
Bye!

Friday, December 14, 2007

So please don't take my sunsilk away~~ oh hoo~ la nana na~

Yes yes.. Awu.. Tauku banyak rambutku gugur dah.. Sigh.. I dont know why!.. Pi maybe sal aku byk bepikir kali.. War.. Poverty.. Stuff like dat.. M bono minded u see, but!.. Maybe jua sal iv bn usin dis hair clay(been usin it for years now, u can say its my mojo) n d effect started 2 cam take place..

Man it pays to look good..

So iatah wah, 4 d last few weeks ani, iv bn cam taking real care of my hair, shampoo all d time.. No clay clay, no wax wax.. N i must say, d result, baguss!! Cam its shiny now.. Stronger.. Fluffy.. N i just smell so good cuz of it! Sampai na payah mandi malam.. Huhu! Pi rimas plg.. Cam.. Bila liat tv.. Teturun tia.. Buut its ok,

so i wana thank sunsilk kerana mengembalikan kecerian ku di hari hari setiap hari tanpa pernah ber onak duri.. Makaseeh!..

Oh jangan lupa liat aku adalah lagenda! Bye,

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Dont go Brown..

Read d news dat wes brown (united's right back) rejectd united's contract today.. N if nada solution be buat by the end of this month.. He might go!..

Fucking agent!!

I am so so devastated by this.. Seriously.. Its a horrific news.. For me at least, He's like my fav defender man.. I noe his underrated.. But still! He's one of the heroes..

I remember when he played on the right side of the field.. With beckham.. He was amazing shit! Now with ronaldo.. Doin amazin job..

Hes a great tackler.. Great crosser.. He attacks, he defends.. He links up well with becks n ronny.. Sigh..

I tink ill cry if ia go away.. Like becks n ruud..
Naah.. Kn nangis tia ku.. Iv bn watchin him play like dari damit man!..

Dont go brown..

Sign the contract..

:'(

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Take me to the water~ take me to the water~

Man.. Woke up.. Bekamih.. Buka paip.. Kalinya nada aying! I was stil half asleep kan realise aying tutup for 4 days.. Lapas ku sadar ku cuci tia memakai air di baldi.. Den tdur~

pas2 bgun g, kn mandi.. Pi nada aying.. So cam blank tah ku, rah my family, m d one yg paling penggali, Iatah kn makai air lam baldi atu cam.. Ntah.. Geli ckit.. With all d germs floating.. All my sis rah my nini dbandar tasek meradun, so lucky dem, byk air tu, i just cant b der ryt now.. I gt a lot of dvds yg blum diliat, mun kn meliat disana atu mana besanang tu.. Baru kn be cium, baaah!..

So i hav 2 brush my teeth, wash the face kai aying butul, it teks 2 aying butul, awu.. Cam mbazir.. Guiltyku ni, mun sibapa tau abis ni kna tembak, pi wat 2 do? Ia na tau pun,

Sigh.. Since my amah balik ani, cbabu cam cranky sja, sakit telingaku.. Iatah.. I hav 2 cuci all d dirty dishes sebelum ia balik membom.. Cemana bulih aku makai 2 pinggan n 3 cawan anikan? Mushkil eh! Na gi be aying!! Paksa tah mencuci manually ni!! Aaaarggh!! Aaaaaarggh!! Aaah~ aah~

shit.. Mun ku kn qadha hajat besar cemana?..

Tepaksa tah ke arah nini ni!

Hmm.. Pengalaman pahit ini membuat aku menyedari.. Yang air memainkan peranan yg penting dalam mengawal emosi diri.. Marilah kita berhenti membazirinya, o sumtin,

take me to the water~

Owh bugger..

So, why do i blog?.. Why do i blog? Blog why i blog do i blog i do?..

Cam nalih ku kn memblog.. Abeden i wana remember all of my beautiful days~ beautiful moments~ or sad bad ones etc, so dat nanti udah lama2, mayb my kids bleh baca bout.. Beautiful moments of me n mama diurang.. Important people roun me.. Hw i got my 1st car.. Or netin,

so dats why i hav 2 blog. Bah, lets start!

Dear blogger.. Lifes bn great lately.. Evrytings been cam.. Ngam! Frens, family.. Specialy her.. Kmarin liat magorium of sumtin, breng tahap angelistic! Pi.. Awh.. :>

with arms wide open~
under the sunlight~
welcome to this place, il show u everything~

ideal.. Chillin.. Becali.. Walkin.. Shes just d sweetest funniest ting..

Aiih~

Not ting like ting.. I meant.. Ah.. Oh! U noe wat i mean..

Cam.. Ah..

Eh, tuu~ burung,

Hmm.. Apalagi.. Sigh.. Nanti2 tah, oh lee, congrats 4 ur drebing lesen!! Lanja disko dangdut ni~

oh, i nd 2 blog bout anti les balik..(almost nangis,) n dat big big news 4m my best buddy,

arigato mamato~
shinsuke nakamura,
mai, hait!

Its gudnite,