Selamat Hari Raya

So nda nampak anak bulan, so raya is not until isuk isuk, and semua urg dirumah ani confident yang isuk raya tadi, finish breakfast tarus main badil, I was like cuba dangar dulu radio atu... den my dad cakap eihhh urang itu ini cakap nampak~~ kadi kadi nampak~~, so chill tah ku nda payah terawih.. aku pun malas kan dgar radio,

den my saudara datang, cakap2 "bla bla bla", den "bah kan terawih ku eh", and my parents was like ooh my goosh, kai baju lawa dah kan rah nini, so my dad and me tukar cara melayu trus rushin terawih, naaah kannn~~~ apa nyangkuu~~~ mun lum official atu jagn tah sekati kati k?

So ceritanya, time terawih ada bunyi katak yoo~~ and it was very very ampir rah my place, cam ia chirpin, or watever namanya katak bebunyi.. cam "rebbet rebbet~~" balik2 lah.. and every hair rah my body cam tenaik.. cam.. oh mannn~~ rah kaki ku kah tuuuu?... so wen I figured out,rupanya bunyi mobile urang di belakang... cam man... sayur urg atu.. saspen..

anyhoo forever in the loo,

sempena bulan suci Syawal ani...
mun sekira Iv dosa to whoever yang membaca, harap di maafkan zahir batin,
In return, urs kana maafkan jua, ikhlas...

And if ada hutang, makan minum or teliat ur underwear or anythin yg terlupa, kira halalkan k?
mun inda u can contact me, and ingatkan, ok? k? k...

and mun dosa atu payah kan dimaafkan..
sekali lagi... u can contact me,
we can figure something, na ja?
and ill try my best, ok? ok?
sedangkan nabi lagi memaafkan umatnya.. kan?

all right~~~

let me just leave u guys with sepatah dua pantun raya,

bungaraya di hari raya,
tanda mercun cantik letupnya,
duit raya disimpan tabung,
bedil mencis bedil papan,
papa kedana kerana hutang,
sepuluh jari maaf di ampun,
jangan lupa berpuasa enam.

instant classic,