Sasha (or Fasha... I forgot)

Its feels like I got hit by a bus or sumtin when I woke up this morning... my body aches... But it kinda feel good dou, In a weird way, I always kinda like feelings cematu, u noe, aches, bruises, tegugur... but not luka, ntah, dont ask...

so Its been like dalam 2 minggu dah since I shaved... I kinda feel that my face is a bit heavy, haha, with all the janggut and all, and Im kinda liking my new mustache or watever the spelling is, cam cool... I look ah... cam basar... haha, like Iv a band or sumting... or sumone yang kana tuduh for doin some crime that he didn do and at last he got to balas dendam cematu... with some cool gunfight and shit... cam con air... huhu,

So funny thing, tadi I met si azri d kadai, haha, lookin good my bro, panjang man rambutnya... cam... that F4 band if u can remembr... haha, its a compliment dear bro, so I can see from his face that he missed me so much (awwww me too pul!) so we hugged... iatah yg calinya, my nini pikir that m huggin a girl or sumtin... haha, hes just so slim that guy, ntah nda mau makan,

nehu, best thing happened tadi, now in my family, I am the eldest of all cucu2 my nini tedapat, and I get along with all my cuzens, damit basar pebaik... Im like the coolest kazen, if sidurang cam malu2 pun, with time, theyll get along w me jua tu... Id like to think that m kinda good in childs physcology, told ms whitehead, totally agreed.

So I got this one small kazen, very cute lil girl, cam semua urg suka, but she kinda takut when it comes to me, ntah, maybe janggut ku kali... so nehu, Its been like a year now Ia cematu, and since then, Iv been doin sumtin lil by lil so that ia nda takut and join her other cuzens in my fan club...

So iatah ari ani! I got to play with her!! cam awwww kiut!!!! cam ia nda nangis or takut, shes like showin off her cute lil books, her toys apa... awww cam shweeeet.... awal2 ia takut plg... but then I baby talk her and ia ok!

and2, for the first time, when I show her my hand... Ia salaaaam!!! awww... sigh...
before nda pernah pun...

and and ia senyum and laughed... awww...

Id show u how cute she is, but nada gambarnya...

let me just draw u her...

haha, well...

Its 4% identical, her milk teeth baru tumbuh, so she luks like this small bunny, and pipinya tambam and red...(sigh... reminds me of tambamku...)

I want my own baby girl...

haha, shit dont get me wrong or sumtin,

I like kids,
but not the way like how u think Michael Jackson would like kids...

MJ cool pun... he's innocent... he's like the best... the coolest,
or whatever,

Unwell

So the toilet in my house nda dpt bepakai from like 10am till ptg, haha, Iatah kemarin when I tot siap udap beusai, I went to do some delayed bizniz, kalinya when I flushed, ramai urg beteriak dibawah, urg2 yang keraja atu... haha kesian ku bila mikirkan, dou nda ku mau tau what happened rah durg,

not my fault, my sis ckp is good and ready to be used, the toilet.

So today I woke up late, and I needed to pee! pi nda dapat, and was so sleepy, and Its always like this bila aku sleepy and kan pee, I got this very strange dream,

Cam Im in this world, bepusing2, paning lah... then Im looking for a toilet, slalunya aku tejumpa public toilet... and always when Im using it, pintunya nda betutup, so after I went crazy peeing... that feeling kan bekamih atu nda pandai ilang, no matter how many tyms aku kejamban, that satisfying feeling atu nada... so bila balik2 bekamih, and makin kan bekamih rasanya, bangun tah ku... so mandi tah ku tarus since nda dpt dipakai toilet atu... :P

anyway~
Is it tru crita The Happening atu really bad?
I wana watch it plg...

Where~~~

I got bloody moodswings lately... oh you won't like it being near to me, I might shotgun your small intestine off! huhu, siuk tu...

I wish I can be like an Italian Mafia or sumtin... skati2 menembak urg... swearing and shit... talk like, "what the fuck do you want?" or "what the fuck did you just said?"... dalam accent Italy plang tu... cam sambil becakap atu durg buang garam... aaarrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!
beden is no good... marah mufti tu...

so today I woke up... pi banarnya inda... pi awu jua... pi inda...

aku refuse to bangun, so macam roh ku tia bangun... so whoever yang liat aku atu, bukan aku tu keseluruhannya... boh rulrusnifzinnazbriandwhoever... badan ku di katil, menangis... menanam misai...

So rus got me the CD!!!! YEAH!!!!!! *dancing* that cheered me lots! thankies rus... for real I cant thank you enough! ada bajunya gi tu!!! awww!!!M gna wear this sampai tua...

So siuk kan crita get smart? I think its was ok... fun lah, dou my sis sma si shahrul nda berapa tepakai, its just because durang atu lame... huhu, made me laugh that movie, good ones!

so iatah tym kami becerita dibawah kan, ada RTB ngaga kami, like man! beranti tah ia dpan kami menshoot kami, si rus lari tia plg... and urg RTB atu then suruh si sharul sama rohku becakap like nada papa, apparently durg kan menshoot urg makai kacamata, haha, lame tu kami buang kes... so I guess we will be ON TV! suk... or tadi kali dah... miss ku meliat berita...

Neway, I just discovered something bout myself, I like Robert DeNiro better than Al Pacino! hehe, watche HEAT, hated bila si DeNiro mati... so yeah, aku suka ia better...

maybe its because si Pacino swears alot... like alot! and bila ia blakun, wether baik or jahat, jahat jua usulnya tu...

lain ngan si DeNiro, he is just the best coolest gangster ever... liat tah kamu The Goodfellas... man thats the shizzo!

but I love them both nonethelesslyforeverthebestest,

I need to kick somebody's ass..

Hey I love lagu ani yg cemani, "That's not my name! That's not my name!"
haha, cam kiut...

So sambung cerita,
I was pretty amazed by my lil'est sis tadi, I was showing off my new CD (thanks to rus) rah kakanya, den si Damia (my lil'est sis atu) ia ckp, fav ku lagu Strawberry Swing sama December december...

I was like whaaat??? speechless ku... cemana ia tau ani?... at that moment I see her macam the coolest sister ever! baru tujuh taun jagung and she knows cool stuff cematu, so rupanya ia overheard me few days back when I said that Strawberry Swing atu feveret ku, so ia ambil Ipod ku and been listening to it since... SWEET jua tu!!!! cam awwww my lil sis!...

so we sang along lah tadi...

haha, and that December december atu banarnya lagu Violet Hill, when ia nyanyi "It was long and dark December~"

ahaha... sweet...

Its just the sweetest song... that Strawberry Swing... meks me wana cry~ :'(

blablablablablablablablablablablablablabla~~~

plus 5

I just realised... yang cam byk dvds ku kana minjam... pi na kana balikkan... man!... m gna establish some system now here cam lam library... k? *coughazimsharulhibriasricoughandotherscough*
but its k... i got urg punya pun yg lum bebalikkan...
u can claim it back wenever, I put it in a special section,

so tadi i got... lil manhattan... sal ia kiut brabis... i like...

and

So... common factor? Brad Pitt and Edward Norton.
I so like Brad Pitt... cam hes soo cool... cam almost smua movinya siuk brabis... byk ni ia blakun rah lam the list ani...

Edward norton pun cool... i like him sal ia cam nice... walaupun blakun cam urg jahat... cam rah hulk ah... good movie btw... faaaar more better then the first one, id choose him to star rah movie ku if can mek one,

haha, i just got nothing to do... so yeah...
bye~

Cuz without you it's just a waste of time~~~

Man... Kan nangis ku everytime mendangar strawberry swing... One of the best!

So yeah, if kamu meliat aku lain sja dis few week, cam nda terurus, andangnya tu...
cuz m trying to mek some statement,
that I don't really care...

I wont be shaving,
I wont look nice,
Not till I can see her again...

But I'll still be clean,
No worries.

So Im having misai! hehe, si hibri ckp lawa... ertinya cool lah tu kan?
cool...

sigh...
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The List,

I remember buying my first DVD at EGM, LOTR yang first, and when I put it on my DVD player, cam I was so amazezed! So clear, no need to change sides, got subtitles, cool features and cool package!!! cam lawa kutaknya... man... Since that day Im loving movies, I buy, I watch, I collect. Thank god in Brunei here its not dat expensive of a hobby. 5 inggit!!! (man I miss her sayin dat... cutest!) pi karang ani 2 inggit tia. :)

But... as years gone by, I got more and more picky of wat I watch... I started to rate, Komen apa... cam I become this cool moviefreak, I only watch those which are worthy of my 2 hrs, mun inda sori man... sibuk ku...

kalinya roun last 2 years, cam I found this supercool web, Internet Movie DAtabase, IMDb for short, cam cool!!!! cam durg gto top 250 movies of all time and since then Iv been tryin to find semua dlm list atu... It became more than a hobby... Obsession!!! cam.. pantang ada duit labih, bali DVD!!! wat to do?... cam the list nda menipu... cam siuk smuanyaaaa...

Cam.. I wana mek my own movies! nanti ada kamu meliat tu...

so nehu, the prob here in Brunei, crita lama2 atu payah bah kan dicari... cam... man...

Iatah... kemarin aku kemiri... I so dont like, cuz na ku tahan teranah dalam kereta for like 10 hrs... I got weak.. cranky... Cam behapatah kan kesana?? siuk pun Brunei... Tapinya berubah tia pikiran ku, when I got to this one place, jual smua DVD ori... and they got most of the movies in the list!!!! And they were playing Radioheadnya lagu, so I spent most of my time sana melayan nafsuku... It was one of my best moments... Its just to bad i can only bali dua... mahal yo... I got The good, the bad, and the ugly sma Casablanca... cam dari dulu dah ku mencari... I doubt it if u can find it in here, and is ORI!!!!!!! coolio~ :D Im particularly thuper duper exited sal crita the good bad and ugly atu... Client Eastwood man,

So nehu, if kamu kan bagi aku hadiah... and u duno what to give... just take a look at the list k? rah IMDb.com. And if kamu tejumpa yang aku alum berulih, u can sell it to me for a higher price, ok? kita bleh discuss,

So for me, Its been a very productive week, I got 7 movies from the list! coolio!!! (Im sori waniwani, cant resist... :P sumtin to take my mind off while ur... :( )

That's it, bang!

Sex pistols suck... I noe their a legend or sumtin, but they suck for saying coldplay looked like a gang of little poncy masturbators. That's just not appropriate. Kes jeles sja tu sal ia na pernah manang any award...

Big time sucker...

Im not gona play ur song rah guitar hero gi,

Like how I stopped from listening to Amy Whinehouse,

Bang! Bang! *pusing2 my revolver then masukkan ke dalam holster ku*

Oh, I think Im gona mek a review on each of the songs in viva la vida...
It's for those who yang mau baca,
K Rus fiz and lyn? hehe,

Listened to Lovers in Japan dah.. Fananastik!

Waniwani~

I only need two weeks...

So woke up today and Im fully recharged, It's been a while now na merasa cani, slalu ngalih apa, so I tot Id do sumting, ntah, go build a house, grow plants or sumtin...

Skalinya kana suruh mengantar mengambil...
I hate driving... It's... ntah.. lama... Jauh...
I hate mengisi minyak...

So after that nda tia ada kan dibuat,
I tried main game... pi boreng...
Im to old now for PS2,
Need XBOX360~~

Tried watching DVDs, Breng~~
Sleep... Can't~~~

I'm so free!
Yet I feel so traped...

So I just spent most of my time dgar lagu...
Angan2...
And that's not a very good thing...
And on times like this, datang tia ia atu...

And,
A very long holiday makes him rust...
A very long holiday makes him think...
A very long holiday makes him think about everything...
A very long holiday makes him think about everything and everyone...
A very long holiday makes him think about failure...
A very long holiday makes him depress...

OOOWWWHH~~~
I hate him so much!
Make him go away~~~

I need to do something...
I need a project,
Projects!!

Yeah~ yes yes...

Man..

Piz tah do sumting...
menyeludup ke miri?
jalan kaki?
No?
K...

I'll be fine...

"It's like a cigarette in the mouth
Or a handshake in the doorway
I look at you and smile because I'm fine~~~"

Lost (Not that jungle-aeroplane-crash-Lost)

"There's a line on the record that says, Just because I'm losing/Doesn't mean I'm lost". That means that whatever slings and arrows come your way, you've gotta just keep going. That's my motto. It's quite a long motto and it's not in Latin, but it is quite a good motto".

-Chris Martin

That is just so cool man...
Lost is my favourite track from the new album so far
It's kinda like the Scientists,
Pi lain lah...

You're the best Chris,
Bestest,
In an ungay way,
I must have a jacket like yours.

Now I can't wait to hear Life in Technicolor

Testing Testing

Testing 1234...
Saya ada kucing...
Kucing saya bi...
ahaha

Cam cool!!!
Kamu mesti Highlight baru dapat baca,

Nya Mr. Chong, Website hackers cmani ni...
pi hitam,
Haha, sakai...
cam kanak- kanak...
I tink Im gona blog cemani from this day on,
Bah gtg!

United Band Dadeeduu~~

I miss hangin out with the computer gang...
I miss hangin out with si Nad and Nana...
I miss kana bagi duit every day...
I miss maths...
I miss Mr. chong's "It's gona be Ok",
Oh my god I miss Dr. Lai (OMGOMG!!)
I miss ke kantin...
baru jua 2 minggu cuti...
2 bulan gi yoooo~~
Man...

Eh, aku ada joke,
Teh apa yang mbari ijap?
nope,
nope,
bah tia?
Teh Boh~~~
Ahahahahaha~~~
Nyamaaan Teh ani, bagus.

Eh, rah tv ada kana liatkan Mtv movie awards kah?
Damn aku na liat!
Ada Coldplay perform...
siapa tau repeatnya gito aku k?
Ok?
k~~~

Shit I miss si Ajis jua!
Temeng wah si Ajis blayar nda ucap goodbye...
Piz marahi ia,
He's so Kewl~~
Mobilenya lawa,

Hmm...
ObamaObamaObama,
I think nama Obama ani cool...
Archuletta jua,
Or watever spelling nya...
Cam balik2 di tv namanya ani...
Obama Archuletta...
It's Obama,
Obama Archuletta,
Ahaha,
Sigh...

I miss si Bulat...
Cam mukanya bulat...
cam round...
kiut,
ahaha...

Cuba kamu main game ani,
http://magicbook.e-maga.jp/PC/maze.swf
I had so much fun with it!
Kalau kamu dapat beat level 3,
Handal tah kamu tu,

Bye,


"...cause I've got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is giving a high five..."